What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:19
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
True - how I loved my mum!
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What do you mean son?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What! how could you do that?
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Do you know what she said mum?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why do people ask stupid questions on Quora when they instead could ask ChatGPT?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”